Goldilocks — Chief Flopping Officer

Goldilocks is a warm, sunshine-colored solid orange doe with a heart full of sweetness and a deep, abiding love for comfort. Now a seasoned lady of eight years, she has perfected the fine art of flopping and generously uses her wisdom to guide the younger, over-energetic employees toward a healthier work–rest balance.

As our Chief Flopping Officer, Goldilocks demonstrates proper napping technique with quiet grace and tremendous dedication. She believes firmly that every hardworking Bun deserves frequent breaks, soft bedding, and at least one luxurious flop per shift. Her gentle leadership encourages the younger whippersnappers to slow down, stretch out, and remember that productivity improves dramatically after a restorative nap.

Goldilocks treasures her snacks, delights in cozy snuggles, and leans into pets with the full trust only an older, self-assured doe can possess. Her serene presence brings a calming rhythm to the Homestead, reminding everyone to breathe, rest, and enjoy the simple comforts of the day.

Fun Fact:
Goldilocks claims that effective flopping requires discipline, impeccable timing, and an ample snack supply—and she’s never wrong.