Henrietta — Director of Security

Henrietta is a sleek solid chocolate spayed doe with one of the most advanced internal radar systems ever observed on the Homestead. Her impressive airplane ears operate with astonishing precision, swiveling independently to track movement, monitor Bun behavior, and detect suspicious rustling long before anyone else notices a thing.

As our highly respected Director of Security, Henrietta has perfected the legendary “up periscope” maneuver. With a single smooth motion, she raises herself to full alert height—ears deployed, eyes scanning, balance impeccable. From her centrally located office (a spot she selected for maximum visibility and tactical advantage), she maintains constant vigilance over staff, tasks, and any potential disturbances.

No unauthorized snack rustle, human footstep, or junior Bun shenanigan escapes her watchful gaze. She takes pride in ensuring the Homestead remains orderly, peaceful, and entirely under her auditory and visual jurisdiction.

Despite her intense professionalism, Henrietta’s dedication is fueled by love for her home and her people. When her shift ends, she enjoys quiet companionship and gentle admiration for a job exceptionally well done.

Fun Fact:
Henrietta once detected a hay bag being opened three rooms away and arrived on the scene within 4.2 seconds—an all-time Homestead record.